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My Neighbor Ate My Pet

by Arva Tine

May 31, 2025

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My husband recently bought a derg as a surprise gift for our anniversary. I have never been fortunate enough to own a pet, but my husband got recruited on with the city guard, so it was a very exciting thing for both of us.

Pos	Team	W	L	G
1	Badfins	4	0	22
2	Sabers	3	1	30
3	Devils	3	1	30
4	Outlaws	3	2	30
5	Darkness	2	1	30
6	Atlicans	2	2	27

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