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January 2014

Dretch City Devils Take Home the Spedley Prize

January 3, 2014

Sports

The Dretch City Devils closed out an unforgettable season with a final victory over the Linmark Suthers, securing their place in history as the first team to claim the Spedley Prize since the reinstatement of the International Overball League.

Pos	Team	W	L	G
1	Badfins	4	0	22
2	Sabers	3	1	30
3	Devils	3	1	30
4	Outlaws	3	2	30
5	Darkness	2	1	30
6	Atlicans	2	2	27

Local Man Disembowels Traveler to Consume Stomach Contents

A 34-year-old man has been arrested following the brutal killing of a traveling merchant earlier this week. Authorities say the suspect was

Jury of Bishops Declares Consensual Cannibalism ‘No Longer a Crime of Sin’

CATAL, JURA — In a sweeping theological declaration issued this week, the Jury of Bishops—the nine-member spiritual council of the Tethuric Church—has