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February 2013

Sorren Elected for 4th Term

February 14, 2013

World

NEW ELID — Former tech magnate Svir Sorren will remain Speaker of the New Preceptic State of Terismark after securing a staggering 96% of the vote in this week’s elections. The landslide victory grants Sorren a fourth consecutive term, extending his leadership into a fifteenth year at the helm of

Pos	Team	W	L	G
1	Badfins	4	0	22
2	Sabers	3	1	30
3	Devils	3	1	30
4	Outlaws	3	2	30
5	Darkness	2	1	30
6	Atlicans	2	2	27

Local Man Disembowels Traveler to Consume Stomach Contents

A 34-year-old man has been arrested following the brutal killing of a traveling merchant earlier this week. Authorities say the suspect was

Jury of Bishops Declares Consensual Cannibalism ‘No Longer a Crime of Sin’

CATAL, JURA — In a sweeping theological declaration issued this week, the Jury of Bishops—the nine-member spiritual council of the Tethuric Church—has